Women are the Root of All Evil!

Tuesday, January 5, 2010 , Posted by Johnny Fuery at 5:36 PM

Originally Published 2007-07-07 03:55:50

No, they're not, but that title got your attention, didn't it? Still, here's a thought-provoking quote from Psychology Today:

The similarity... among all men throughout evolutionary history points to an important concept in evolutionary biology: female choice.Peacock Photo, taken by Pixel Packing Mama (flickr)

Women often say no to men. Men have had to conquer foreign lands, win battles and wars, compose symphonies, author books, write sonnets, paint cathedral ceilings, make scientific discoveries, play in rock bands, and write new computer software in order to impress women so that they will agree to have sex with them. Men have built (and destroyed) civilization in order to impress women, so that they might say yes.

See, ladies, just start noticing us for how great we are (instead of the dork with the guitar, the meathead with the biceps, or the slimy guy with the platinum amex) and the world will be a much better place! We're just victims of our biology.

The full article is entitled Ten Politically Incorrect Truths About Human Nature. It also covers such unmentionable concepts like:

  • Monogamy is better for both males and society.

  • Everyone really does want Barbie (women want to be her; guys want to... well, you know).

  • Suicide bombers just need to get laid. And that whole bit about 72 virgins in heaven is very bad for society.

  • Pretty people have more daughters; wealthy people have more sons. (Pretty girls and rich boys are more "reproductively successful", i.e., they get laid the most. Amazingly, biology seems to follow function.)

Now, if ultimately sex is the driving force behind male ambition -- which makes me vaguely ponder if I would be more ambitious if I were less attractive -- what is the driving force behind female ambition?

Put another way, what exactly is behind Hilary's mojo?


On 2008-10-31 03:16:51 Letsfixlosal.com response said:
Well I think you have hit the nail on the head, there are no ways about it.

Women are responsible for all evil!

Well there is also the fact that we men are foolish enough to do things to impress them!

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